[Sei gets the sympathetic wince of someone who has walked into that same doorway an infinite amount of times and usually with more momentum.]

I'm not sure I can be less... [Shrug. Him. Go figure how someone so lazy can be scary as hell.] But I don't care. Whatever I do won't be any worse than their assumption on my married life.

[There is the faintest of undercurrents in that statement that could be defined as amusement. Of which the only explanation is he is actively trolling the tabloids. He is the worst role model.]